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Gary Goodspeed drifts helplessly through the debris of his half-wrecked spacecraft, his only company the AI integrated into his spacesuit. He’s doomed to spin out irretrievably into the endless, unforgiving canvas of deep space. Remarkably, this bleak outcome doesn’t seem to trouble him too much, and that’s less because he has a last-minute plan up…

Sometimes, less is more. Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s buzzy Cannes 2024 debut, it hit theaters in September. But now…

The character of Mr. Reed frightened Scott Beck and Bryan Woods years before they knew he looked like Hugh Grant. Dapper, erudite, and domineeringly cheerful in his condescension, their creation was meant to embody every suspicion, doubt, and perhaps ill thought that two lifelong friends from Iowa had about religion. And yet, when they got…

A subtle way to make your hair *sparkle.* Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s buzzy Cannes 2024 debut, it hit theaters…

The first rule? Safety (duh). Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s buzzy Cannes 2024 debut, it hit theaters in September. But…

Pleasure at an affordable price tag. Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s buzzy Cannes 2024 debut, it hit theaters in September.…

A cycling instructor weighs in. Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s buzzy Cannes 2024 debut, it hit theaters in September. But…

Take care of yourself—with a horror movie. Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s buzzy Cannes 2024 debut, it hit theaters in…

It can lead to bloating, nutrient deficiencies, and other long-term complications. Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s buzzy Cannes 2024 debut,…

Experts share which viral wellness tips are worth trying—and which should be put to bed. Want to inject some satirical gore into your veins? The recent horror film The Substance, starring Demi Moore, skewers our youth-obsessed culture and the extreme things we do in the name of beauty—like, ya know, vampire facials? After the movie’s…